Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Man-That-Was

MAN-THAT-WAS

By
Adam Balfour

As the sand kicked up into their faces, the third battalion pressed their backs against the cool, hard stone of a small ramshackle hut. As Corporal Terry Jones leaned around the corner and peered through the door, BR16 rifle in his right hand ready to fire a burst of flechette rounds at any threat he might see. There was no one, but, the whole opposite wall of the hut had been blown out. Terry turned back and leaned against the wall once more. Turning his head to the right, he looked at the rest of his squad for a minute.

            “We have to get the holy fuck out of here. The whole other wall is blown to hell. Either we fall back or we get to another position, but, we do it fucking now!”

            “It’s your call, Jones. Right now you pull rank, so whatever you decide we follow,” as Private First Class Germaine said this, he turned and eyed the other men. “If any man has a problem with this, keep it to yourself or deal with me. Should one of you decide to oppose Jones or turn and run, you will be shot. Understood?” This was followed by a series of affirmatives.

            Terry thought about his options for approximately half a second, while this exchange was occurring between the soldiers in his charge. As soon as the last agreement to Germaine’s order was uttered, Terry was issuing orders for the squad to move in the low-crouched tactical run they all learned in boot camp. They would head east along the small huts, staying on the south side and moving from each building to the next in a tactical cover pattern. The last order Terry gave before moving to the corner of the wall, was that there be vocal silence unless things went completely FUBAR.

            The silence and hand signals didn’t last long, not long at all. They continued moving along from bombed out buildings to piles of rubble until they reached a larger building amid the smaller huts. Everything was normal, until Terry gave the order to Private Dettweiller to kick the thick wooden door in.

            As Dettweiller’s foot slammed into the door, just above the knob, there was the sudden sound of boots stomping on metal. Terry knew that sound meant they were probably enemies and they were definitely headed for higher ground. In other words, things were about to get completely FUBAR.

            The instant Dettweiller’s foot dropped and the door had swung clear, there was a loud popping sound and his chest exploded in a massive gout of blood and knots of tissue. Before Dettweiller’s body had hit the ground, the other four men left in the Third Battalion pressed their backs against the outer wall of the building.

            “Fuck! Michaelson get over here with that goddamned radio! Now, soldier!” Terry shouted this as Dettweiller’s body still lay there twitching in front of the doorway. Michaelson moved around the convulsing body, giving it a wide birth. If the man was shaken, it was hard to tell.

            Terry grabbed the radio’s handset from its cradle on the unit, which was set up with straps so it could be hauled around on an unlucky grunt’s back. The radios were cumbersome and the batteries had a tendency to die unexpectedly. This weighed heavily on Corporal Jones as his finger flicked the power switch and there was a moment before the red indicator blinked into life.

            “This is Corporal Jones, over.” There was no response, just the dead crackle of static. His heart sank, then he realized, Fucking idiot, you forgot the codeword! He tried again, “Blue Eagle this is Brown Sparrow. Repeat, Blue Eagle this is Brown Sparrow. Over” He released the transmit button and waited, he didn’t realize he was holding his breath.

            “Brown Sparrow this is Blue Eagle. Over” Came through the static a moment later. Before Terry could respond, the red indicator light on the radio began to flicker, it did this for a few seconds then faded completely. He slammed the handset onto its hook and snapped the power toggle to the off position. “Might as well drop the pack, Michaelson. It’s dead.” Finally given permission, Michaelson was glad to shed the heavy piece of shit. Terry turned to look at all of them and said, “I think we’re on our own here, boys.”

            “Great! I still can’t believe those bastards over at Supply can’t get us those SATCOM units that every fucking other goddamn unit seems to be on!” This was O’Brien, a man with a thick mat of curly copper hair; who held a particular hatred for the Supply Company since boot camp. The first week of camp, he’d been issued boots a size too small and had to wait a week for Supply to get the right size. The first week of boot camp the Drill Sergeant made his squad run a mile and a half every day, full gear with a full ruck. Everyone including O’Brien, small boots and all.

            Obviously, the Third Battalion weren’t the only squad using the shitty radio units. That day, however, they were the only unit that had a flat battery. Ten other requests for air support were received and attended to, all without a hitch.

            Terry leaned his head back against the wall of the building, his grip tightening on the rifle’s grip. “Fuck! Okay, we do this smart. O’Brien, you cover me; I’m going in first and I’ll take out any of these fuckers I can. Michaelson, you cover O’Brien and Germaine, you take up the rear. Eyes sharp, everybody! I don’t want any more letters to home today!”

           
Corporal Terry Jones stepped through the factory door, keeping his body low and hunched together. His weapon aimed slightly upward, toward the stairs immediately in front of the door. As he moved to the right of the door, he caught sight of one of the hostiles moving to take aim just as O’Brien was coming through the opening; Terry quickly squeezed the trigger, sending a flurry of copper shrapnel fire into the man. As they moved toward and up the steel staircase, the railings formed a blind spot that slowed their progress as they tried to keep a line of sight without exposing themselves.

            Keeping low as they moved down the narrow catwalk, they could look down through the expanded steel which served as a floor and see massive hulks of machinery lurking in the gloom below. Ahead there was a heavy door with a meshed glass window. The room beyond the door seemed to be suspended only from the ceiling and supported by the catwalk they were moving along.

            As they neared the door, Terry caught sight of a small glint near the floor. He lowered his face to inspect, letting his eye follow what turned out to be a thin wire. His careful eye tracked the wire to its source, the detonator of an anti-personnel mine. Sometimes the old tricks are still the best, Terry thought when he saw the mine was mounted to create maximum damage to anyone on the catwalk. He pulled his combat knife from the sheathe on his leg, turning to his men and motioning to the mine as he did. Each nodded in turn, indicating they had seen.

            Terry slid the razor-sharp blade under the wire very slowly, placing his left hand on top of the mine’s detonator. Holding the detonator between his thumb and forefinger as he began to drag the knife blade slowly against the wire, taking care not to let the knife snag the wire instead of cutting. The detonator began to tighten for just a second, Terry’s heart a heavy lump in his throat as he made himself move the knife even more carefully. After what felt like an eternity, the wire finally parted with a small plink! against the blade and Terry breathed a deep sigh of relief. Germaine patted him on the back, “Good job, boss. Now, let’s fuckin’ rock n’ roll!”

            When they reached the far end of the catwalk, Terry leaned lightly against the door. He motioned for them to stay quiet as he pressed his ear to the cold, hard steel of the door. Listening for any signs of activity on the other side, he heard no movement. His instincts were on a hair-trigger and everything in him said to remain cautious and alert. Once again, he unsheathed his knife, this time polishing it on his pant-leg. He held the polished blade at an angle to the door’s window, manipulating the blade so he could see a slight reflection of the interior. Unfortunately, the small window only afforded him what looked to be less than a third of the room and only the upper portion at that. Disappointed, Terry brought his knife down from the window and sheathed it.

            Terry led them all back from the door so they could talk more audibly. He took a moment, looking at each of them in turn, thinking. “Look, I know this situation is getting so much fucking better every minute. I like it even less than you guys do. I can’t see shit and I hear less than shit from this side of that door. Everything in me is saying we need to get the Christing fuck out of here. But, I can’t. There’s something here. I can’t explain it better than that, sorry boys. I put it to a vote, you all know how I feel and I won’t force you to continue if you can’t.”

            “Sir, with all due respect, that’s not how this works. You know it and we know it. We all came into the Corps knowing we might face something as fucked up as this. Any man here says he didn’t think of that, he’s too fucking dumb to be thinking in the first place.” Michaelson speaking in a soft, yet assertive whisper. “You say you are going forward and we all go forward.”

            You just did my job for me, Michaelson, Terry thought as he moved toward the door and reached up toward the doorknob. He looked back toward his men, who were poised to offer maximum cover and allow for the best firing positions. He turned the doorknob, pinching it between his fingers with the finest touch he could, at the same time drawing his BR-16 up to the ready. He pushed the door clear and they all started firing flechette rounds through the opening.


            The first shot Corporal Jones fired found its home in a wall behind a fellow with a thick dark beard and a dark green khaki shirt; after first flaying through the man’s neck, leaving blood gushing through the entrance and exit wounds. This man had time to bring his hand toward his throat, before a burst of fire from O’Brien riddled the man a few more times as the body slumped back into the corner.

            As he turned to the opposite side of the doorway, Terry absently flipped the fire selector on his rifle from “FLE” to “RPD.” This stopped the rounds from turning into shrapnel and allowed the rifle to expel them faster. His eye locked on three men standing around a desk, still in a state of shock at their comrade being shot down. They weren’t able to put any weapons to anything resembling usefulness before Terry squeezed the trigger and pulled his weapon horizontally across the three men. As the rounds punched into their targets, these men simply fell backward, two falling to the floor while the third dropped sideways into a chair.

            There were two men against the back wall with a chessboard between them, their guns leaning against the wall behind them. As the men Terry had shot were still falling, these boys were turning for their guns; an action cut short by bursts of fire from Germaine and Michaelson. The chess players fell into their seats, their flailing hands strewing the game pieces every which way.

            Terry had a moment now to realize that all the movies he had ever watched had lied about one thing in particular: when you get shot, you do not fly backward off your feet in slow motion. Instead, you just fall down dead where you’d been standing. That’s it, that’s all.

            As the men began to move through the room, searching for any intel they could use, Michaelson found a folder in one of the desk drawers. Flipping it open, he saw a map with what appeared to be troop positions marked on it. As he turned the map over and revealed the next page, Michaelson looked down at the face that lay printed on the glossy photo-paper.

            The image before them was that of an Asian man, his face appeared to as much metal as it was flesh. As they sifted through the pages in the folder, they found more images of the man, the photos of his face showed a gradual progression from a wounded young soldier to that of something resembling a metallic skull. The final image in the batch showed the back of the maniacally grinning, metallic skull-shape; where there would have been hair, there was a clear dome revealing what was once the young soldier’s brain, which now belonged to the skull-thing.

            “What the fuck are they doing? What is that fucking thing?” Michaelson sounded genuinely terrified, Terry could see sweat beading off his face, despite the air conditioner blasting directly overhead.

            “Whatever it is –“ He was cut off by a loud explosion from the north side of the building just as he was about to say “let’s not stick around to find out.” Terry turned and made for the door, dropping to a tactical crouch as he neared the entry. The others crowded the door behind him, listening as their eyes flicked around the room below.

            Terry’s eyes locked on the blown out wall of the factory as he picked up the whirr-thunk of something moving through the wafting smoke.  He continued to watch, transfixed by that sound and unable to think clearly as he saw the sunlight glint off the rounded metal surface moving through the parting vapour. It can’t be…they couldn’t have…could they? The thought had barely run through his mind when the thing was at once totally visible.

            “Thing looks like the android in those old movies with that big Austrian motherfucker! You know the one I mean, boss?” Germaine was staring at the skeletal looking machine as he said this, the words just spoken when blazing red lenses that filled its eye sockets immediately locked on his blue eyes.

            Those lenses began to burn more brightly and Corporal Terry Jones realized it was targeting. “Everybody down!” as the words left his mouth and he hit the deck, the space Germaine had been occupying above him became a red cloud of vaguely human-shaped mist. The others had gotten down and away from the opening in the same instant, now the blood drops were raining on them.

            In the same instant the men were being covered in the blood rain of their friend and fellow soldier, the thing below had fired again on the door. This shot struck the cinderblock wall right where Terry’s chest had been just a moment before. “This fucker’s sound-sensitive, boys. Keep it down unless you want us all dead.” Terry’s voice just barely audible as he looked at the two men remaining in his squad. This certainly went FUBAR alright. He pushed himself backward on the floor, motioning the others to do the same, terrified of even the slight sound of their clothes on the decking.

            They stopped by the desk, all three dragging in breath as they tried to come up with a plan. Terry picked up his BR-15, considering the efficacy of rapid-fire incendiaries versus fleschette rounds against armored targets. He planted his thumb against the fire-selector switch and snapped it over to fleschette, the others doing the same when he heard the whirr-thunk sound much closer now. It knows we`re up here, that fucking thing knows that staircase is the only way down.

            Whirr-thunk-CLANG!! The skeletal-machine-former-man was on the stairs now. That trifecta of sound getting louder with each stair it climbed. As it approached the walkway Terry thought, Jones you fucking idiot, that tripwire mine could have stopped the thing!

            The whirring, clanging monstrosity approached the doorway. Terry had a moment to register that it was bigger than the opening, thinking, It won’t fit! That bastard’s too goddamn big! No sooner had he thought this when the metal hulk pushed through the steel framed opening, smashing large chunks of cinderblock to the floor as the framing tore free under the force and massive weight moving forward.

            There was a loud whining from within the machine, it rotated from the midsection, the arm pistoned outward from what approximated the right shoulder; before they could react, the man-that-was had O’Brien’s head in the vice-like grip of its hydraulically operated fist. The world became filled with the cracking Terry had only heard as a boy, the ice cracking as his father drove onto the ice for the season’s first ice-fishing trip. Moments later, O’Brien’s head was a mass of raspberry jam seeping through the machine’s hand. As the man’s body went limp, his fingers opened and the rifle slipped from his hands. It slid close to Terry, though he didn’t dare move for it, not yet.

            Before either of the two men in the room could move, the machine’s left arm jolted toward Michaelson, the mechanical fingers punching through the flesh and bone of his chest and grabbing the man’s heart. When Terry saw the arm begin to extend, he lunged forward, sliding his left hand under the grip of O’Brien’s rifle. As he heard the sickening squish of Michaelson’s heart being crushed he pinned the barrels of both rifles to either side of the grinning, metal skull. This better fucking work, he thought then pulled the triggers, pouring two bursts of molten, metal shards into the glassed-in brain.

            The brain exploded under the barrage, spraying chunks of gray matter and glass everywhere. The blazing red lenses went dark and the extended arm dropped, tearing its way out of Michaelson’s chest, leaving the lifeless man to drop to the floor. The machine tottered on its feet, leaning forward at a drastic angle. Terry got his heels under himself and peddled backward, hard. He cleared the space just in time, the machine-monster slammed into the floor in front of Terry, shaking the whole room.

   
*****

          Terry woke up in his bed, the sun shining across his body and cold sweat making the sheet stick to his arms and legs. He peeled the sheet away from himself with a slight shiver. The dream again….the goddamn dream again, he thought, crossing the room as if on air. He got into the shower, scrubbing his body clean and hating the feeling of the oily sweat. Thought those dreams were supposed to be temporary, Doc. The VA doctor had told him the nightmares would pass in time, that they were only stress induced. That had been five years ago and the nightmares still occurred every night.

            As he got out of the shower and toweled himself off, he leaned over and flicked on the exhaust blower above the shower stall. Using a cloth to clear the mirror as the fan noisily sucked the muggy air out of the bathroom, Terry began to see his face. The mess of tussled hair gave way to the scar that ran partially down his face, broken only by his eye. Terry trailed a finger down the scar, before reaching the cup that held his shaving soap and brush.

            He turned on the hot water and let it stream into the sink for a few moments. While the water heated up, he lathered up the soap and spread it on his face with the brush. He shaved with the smooth efficiency of a well-oiled machine, not a movement wasted. It was the time-conserving shave of a military man. Smiling as he wiped the excess cream away from his face, noticing that he had managed to avoid nicking himself for a change. He then returned to the bedroom and got dressed in his usual work attire, a T-shirt and a pair of faded jeans with holes at the knees and a pair of thick wool socks.

            Moving into the kitchen, he smelled the fresh brew of coffee he had set up the night before. Terry poured the pot into his Thermos with the usual one cup left for his morning wake-up. He filled the coffee maker with new grounds and water, setting the timer so coffee would be ready when he got home. He grabbed a couple granola bars and ripped them open. He took a bite as he opened the kitchen door and grabbed the morning paper from the mailbox. He tossed the paper onto the kitchen table and sat down to do the crossword. He worked the crossword every morning before work, solving clue by clue until he either had the Across section finished or had to leave for work. This morning, the clock got the better of him, he had just started chewing the last bite of his second bar when the alarm on his watch began beeping, signalling the time to leave.

            He dropped the pen and headed for the entryway to grab his boots. He slid them on, wrapping the long laces around the tops before tying them for a more snug fit. Opening the door as he snagged his truck keys off the hook on the wall, he squinted as the bright morning sun caught him in the eye. “Ah, fuck,” he said, shielding his eyes from the glare as he walked toward his denim black F-150.


            The drive to the construction site took him about twenty minutes, during which he listened to his current favorite CD: One in the Chamber Music by The Headstones. When he pulled into an empty space next to the foreman’s trailer, Terry sat listening to the end of “Tweeter and the Monkey-man,” looking around the site taking a mental survey of the job ahead.

            He opened the door as the last note of the song still hung in the air, got out and closed the door harder than he intended. Terry took his hard hat out of the toolbox in the truck bed and flipped it up, he ducked slightly and let the protective helmet land on his head – a favored trick of his that had even impressed Earl, the foreman, on his first day. Today’s gonna be a good goddamned day, he thought as he walked past the security fence.

            “Hey, Jones!” Earl Osterman called to him from the stoop of his office trailer. Terry turned toward Earl and smiled. The large man leaning in the doorway was the only person he allowed to call him “Jones.”

            “How’s it goin’ Earl?”

            “Not too bad, mah man. But, you gotta get in here and listen to this crazy shit on the news.” He stood there waving Terry inside, sweating profusely, even though the day was by no means hot.
            Heading up the steps to the trailer’s door, Terry gave his boss a puzzled look. It wasn’t often that the big man wanted to start the day with the news, Earl normally couldn’t be bothered to care what newscasters had to say. “What’re the liars blabbin’ on about now?” He asked with a chuckle.

            “You won’t believe me, just get in here and see for yourself.”

            Stepping into the trailer, Terry heard the talking head on the little view-screen mounted to the wall. “Today, the Zweihander Industries announced the launch of a revolutionary new home appliance. Meet Robbie.” The camera cut to a shiny black sheet, it was draped over something that had a very human shape to it. A moment later, the sheet was pulled away, revealing a face that wasn’t a face on a man that wasn’t a man.

Terry recognized the workings that hid underneath the translucent polymer skin, he’d seen them in his nightmares for the last five years. It can’t be, he thought as Robbie was now doing a graceful pirouette for the camera. The only thing different other than the skin covering Robbie was you couldn’t see the brain Terry was sure would be in the cavity of the head, somewhere behind that featureless face and those dimly glowing lenses. Lenses that were amber colored now, instead of that furious red that still haunted him.

“Pretty cool, or what?” Earl tapped the screen to turn down the volume. “My old lady will want two and I’m going to be in the poor house.”

Terry forced a chuckle, hoping it didn’t sound forced and said, “Uh, yeah, pretty cool.” He turned to leave. “I better get to work though, Earl. Got a few riveters to fix so the boys aren’t held up later.”

“You’re not too big on new tech-stuff, are you?” He laughed at this before Terry could respond. “Anyway, get out there, can’t have those guys falling behind ‘cause you were in here yacking with me.”

Terry smiled and left the office, heading across the hard-packed dirt to the creaking elevator. He punched the button to raise the elevator as he thought, These people have no idea, these things aren’t being made to help us. He rode the elevator to the fourth level, hit the stop button and stepped onto the temporary plywood decking.

That was the last Terry would allow himself to think of the news announcement during the workday, he wasn’t kidding about the riveters. They were misfiring every third or fifth rivet, which wasn’t good for the guy who would be sitting next to a precariously positioned piece of two ton girder. They had to get them riveted fast or the metal bar could, nay would, swing and possibly smack the worker right off of the building.


When the end-of-shift horn finally sounded, Terry had repaired ten riveters, three air hammers, and five air ratchets. He was exhausted, wiping sweat from his face with the collar of his T-shirt, he rode the rickety elevator down to the ground level. Looks like pizza for supper tonight, I’ve got some real work to do. The thought didn’t bother him much, he loved pizza. More, he loved not having to cook.

He popped the lid on his truck’s toolbox and tossed the hard hat inside, got behind the wheel and fired the big 4x4 up. Thinking about the work he had to do tonight, he skipped the CD back to play “Smile and Wave,” dropped the truck in reverse and planted his foot on the gas. He spun the wheel, the tires kicked dirt up as the truck spun around almost on the spot. Terry slapped the shifter down into drive, barely lifting his foot off the gas to do so, then stomped on the pedal again. The truck roared down the road, leaving four long, black tire tracks and sounding like a demon in heat.

He came screaming into his driveway, just as “Tweeter and the Monkey Man” was about to play for the second time that day, again leaving four tire tracks; these ones much shorter. He killed the engine and swung the door shut, slamming it again, this time not caring. He fished his smartphone from the pocket of his jeans and dialed Geno’s Pizza. He had his order for a large pepperoni, mushroom, green pepper and bacon placed moments later, don’t forget the six-pack of Coke. He tossed the truck keys on the dining table and headed for the bedroom.

Terry flipped the mattress and boxspring off of his bedstead, pressing the hidden release catch under the headboard once they were clear. A panel raised up about two millimeters and slid down, allowing access to the civilian issue HR-15. This was the civilian permitted hunting rifle built on the same frame as his familiar BR-15. He had taken the rifle hunting one time only, he had thought he might find it relaxing. Instead, he found hunting to be a horrific reminder.

He pulled the rifle from the safe, ran the bolt to ensure it wasn’t loaded. He knew it wasn’t loaded, but better safe than sorry. He carried the rifle to the living room, walking with the rifle propped against his shoulder out of habit. He set the rifle on the coffee table and began to strip it down. When the pizza arrived forty minutes later, he had it completely apart.

As he munched on a slice, Terry turned the firing mechanism over in his hand, looking for the subtle difference between the rifle he owned and the rifle he knew. The mechanism flipped over and there it was, he knew he couldn’t make the rifle fire incendiaries or fleschettes, he could make it fully automatic though. That would have to do.

He took his file and knocked off the tab that prevented the firing pin from cycling. Terry then snapped the mechanism back into place and set about reassembling the rifle. He carefully polished and oiled each part before clicking it into place. Once the rifle was fully assembled, he ran the bolt and pulled the trigger, the rifle made a series of rapid, dry snapping sounds. He smiled and set the weapon down, picked up another piece of pizza and reached for the TV remote. As the screen flared into life he thought, ready when you are motherfuckers. Ready when you are.         
           

Thursday, 9 July 2015

Lessons Learned

LESSONS LEARNED

By

Adam Balfour


My name is Jacob Wilcox, Jake to my friends. I am writing this as a statement of fact, that there will be no questions about why or how I have done these things. I write this of my own free will and be assured, it is the truth. But, enough of this boring shit, let's get to what you're really here for.

            It all started when I found out that she had betrayed me, my beloved Stacy. She was cheating on me and I had caught her with her pants down, pardon the pun.

            I had suspected it for a few months, until I decided to follow her one night and see for myself. I parked down the street from our little bungalow and called her from my cell.

            “Honey? I'm going to be late getting home tonight.”

            “Oh? Why's that dear?” I couldn't help but notice the smile she was trying to hide from her voice. When you're married, you sense these things without even realizing.

            “Just some last minute drafts I have to draw up for Monday.” This should cover for the lack of machinery running in the background.

            “That's okay, Babe. I'll just be watching a movie tonight, then.” That faint little smile wasn't so faint anymore.

            I ended the call and settled in for a bit of a wait. I didn't know if she would go to him or him to her, but I was ready for either. It turned out I didn't have to wait long, she came out of the house ten minutes later. She was wearing one of her skimpiest evening dresses, which I knew from experience didn't take longer than thirty seconds to get her out of. Even though she was dressed for someone else, I couldn't keep myself from taking a second to admire her beauty.

            She got into her little red Mazda Miata, started it and drove away. I waited another thirty seconds or so and started after her. We drove a straight-shot through town for almost twenty minutes. Just as I was getting worried that she was onto me, she pulled into a seedy-looking motel called The Oceanside. I smirked to myself, What a stupid name for a place in the middle of the fucking country, no oceans here for thousands of miles.

            I pulled up and parked half a block from the motel, walking back toward the parking lot, I noticed a diner across the street. I went inside and sat in a booth near the window, watching the motel intently. I must have had quite the look on my face, the waitress gave me a second glance as she poured my cup of coffee. I had no idea what I was doing – not then. I sat there, continuing to watch the motel.

            After roughly three hours and about a gallon of coffee had been poured, she finally came out. This was where she made the first of two grievous errors. She left the room at the same time as her new toy, kissing him before stepping to her car; which was parked in front of the room. My how comfortable we are when we think we're alone, I thought, smiling. The guy she was fucking locked the door to their room and as he turned toward the office, I caught a glimpse of his face.

            Anger instantly began boiling deep in my gut, she had been having an affair with Tim Reid. Tim had been our neighbour for two years, I had gone fishing with him numerous times over the years. I thought he was an okay guy, had no idea he was secretly trying to snake his way into my bed the whole time. So much for what I'd thought.

            I knew Stacy would be headed home, she would want a shower and to change before she expected me home. Which would be about an hour or so, following my usual schedule for a late night. I chose to use the hour to sit and plot a course of action. I knew two things about how I was going to handle it: first, I wasn't confronting her about it. She would only deny it and get defensive. Secondly, I wasn't going to do anything to her, at least not directly.

            It took surprisingly little time to formulate my plan, I had over half an hour to sit and sip coffee without a further care in the world. Feeling confident with my plan and having no worries of getting caught, I got up and left, the total for my coffee and a rather large tip laying on the table.

            I drove home fairly quickly, still floating on the high of having devised my plan. I pulled the Challenger in behind her Miata and went inside. The house was dark, with a soft glow coming around the gaps between door frame and door to our bedroom. There was the scent of rose oil as I approached the door. As the scent teased my nostrils, the slight grin on my face grew to a broad smile. I opened the door; she was lying there, smiling wickedly, curled up and facing the door – naked. Oh, she's good,  I thought as I closed the door behind me. I went to her, she is my wife, after all. I went to her and, heaven help me, it was good.

            There was hardly any foreplay, she was still excited from earlier; it didn't take much to get me going either. We fucked for a good three hours, fucking is all it really could be called. There could be no love left in her.

            Over the next few weeks, I put my little plan into action. The first step took the most time and preparation. I spent three Friday nights in that little diner, watching, waiting, taking notes. Their pattern didn't vary much at all, however, the first night I followed Tim home almost proved disastrous.

            He would take a path to his house, almost exactly opposite the one Stacy took. Halfway to his house that first night, he made a sudden turn into the 7-11 parking lot. I thought for sure he had seen me, making the first right and going around the block – moving slowly up to the lot – I hoped he was just buying smokes or something, that my cover wasn't blown. I had lucked out, as I crept into a vantage point, I saw that he was at the cash register. I circled the block again and waited for his car to pull back out. The rest of our journey went off without a hitch and did so every other time.

            The first Saturday of that three weeks, I took one of two weekend classes which would get me a firearms permit. Following my class the next Saturday, I immediately went to Alexson's Firearms and Ammunition, to pick out the tools I would need. As I looked over the selection of firearms, the one that caught my eye was a 1911 Colt .45.

            “Great choice, sir. I own two of those myself. They're nail drivers, perfect for home defence.” The clerk said with a wistful, dopey grin. I spent a moment, wondering what memory I had accidentally dredged up and if I was going to have to sit through it.

            “Perfect, I'll take a box of rounds as well.” I thought for a second. “Hell, make it two boxes.” Figuring I would want to practice with it a fair bit before the big day. I went over to the display case along the far wall, there was a rather extensive selection of knives. Surveying my options, I saw a few that were almost what I needed, but not quite. Just as I was about to settle on the closest not-quite match, I found the one I originally wanted. A bear of a knife with a seven inch blade and a three inch serration along the backside. Smiling, I motioned the clerk over.

            “I'll take this, too. And do you have any rope and climbing gear?” Realizing a guy buying a gun, knife and rope would look very suspicious. I hoped requesting the climbing gear would make me look more like a man interested in being a weekend warrior.

            “Yeah, right over here.” He gestured to the racks over his left shoulder. “How much rope you need? I have to cut it for ya.”

            “Fifty feet is all I need.” As he went to his backroom to make the cut, I went to the racking and grabbed a couple packs of pitons and a hammer, some boot-spikes and a backpack. I carried everything to the cash register, just as the clerk came back with my rope. “How much do I owe you?”

            A few quick punches on his till, “The Colt, the rope and gear, your knife...let's see...$1549.89 and a look at your PAL all told.” He pronounced the acronym as a word, instead of the individual letters.

            “No hold on the pistol?” I asked, with an eyebrow raised and my PAL and Visa cards extended.

            “Nah, the internet has pretty much killed that silliness,” he said, punching numbers into his Interac machine after an unseeing glance at my firearms licence.

            “What an age we live in, eh?” I replied, sliding my Visa into the machine.

            “No kidding, pal. Take it easy.”

            I spent most of my lunch breaks down at the shooting range for the next few weeks. Wanting to make sure I could hit the mark, first time, every time. It only took a few days for me to get that point. By the week of my big day, every shot looked as if the gun was more an extension of my own arm, than something held in my hand.

            As the weeks progressed, I would watch Tim and Stacy’s behaviours more closely. However, there was really no change in any of their other mannerisms. Quite sly, those two were. By the fourth Friday since that nigh I first followed Stacy, I decided it was time to execute the last stage of my plan.

            That Friday, I made my usual call to Stacy from my cell and waited for her to leave. Knowing where she would go, I waited at the diner. As she pulled up to the motel, I lifted the cup to my lips, a small smile touching my lips. I drank a couple more cups of coffee and waited, the time must be just right.

            About an hour later, I walked over to the motel; right up to their door. I brought my hand up to knock, then thought about it again; I tried the knob instead. It turned freely, I pushed the door open and stepped in quietly.

            As the orange glow from the arc-sodium lights in the parking lot momentarily filled the room, I saw them; her on top, body gleaming as she moved her hips. She brought her head back, letting her mouth drop open in a moan she kept to herself. I smiled again, noticing that she had her eyes closed, I knew she was only fucking him because it felt good; there was no emotion in it. Closing the door quietly and drawing the Colt, I moved toward the bed.

            I pulled the hammer back on the gun as I pressed the muzzle against Tim’s head, his eyes flew open instantly. Leaning close to Stacy’s ear I whispered, “Hi, Honey.” I heard her gasp in total shock.

            “Jake?” she asked, alarmed as her eyes flew open. Turning her head to verify what she already knew, her hips stopped that steady circular motion I know so well. Panting softly, “Jake, sweetie, I’m sorry—“

            “Save it. Tim? What’s wrong, Tim? Nothing to say? Or is it the gun to your head?”

            Swallowing hard, he said, “Jake, it’s not what you think—“

            “Not what I think? Well, that’s funny ‘cause I think it sure looks like you’re fucking my wife. And from the look of it, you were both enjoying yourselves quite a bit. Unless, of course, I dropped some really killer acid I don’t remember taking.”

            “You…you don’t understand, baby…”

            “What don’t I understand? That I’ve been working hard to run a successful business to provide for us? That you’re lonely and our bed’s been cold?” I dropped my eyes to Tim, glaring at him, my heart burning with fury. “No, I understand that perfectly. What I don’t fucking get, what I don’t fucking understand, is how this pile of shit can look at me like he’s fucking innocent!” I pushed the barrel of the Colt more forcefully against his temple. Stacy slowly lifted herself from Tim’s lap, I looked away, unable to see my wife like this any longer.

            “Stace, sit in the chair. I want you to see this, you both need to learn a lesson tonight.” Hearing the springs in the chair squeak I refocused again on Tim.

            “So, you think you’re innocent? That it’s OK to fuck another man’s wife?” My finger tightening on the trigger, the hammer quivering in its little notch.

            “N-no, Jake. I-I’m sorry—“

            “I almost believe that you are sorry, Tim. Almost.” I squeezed the trigger, until the Colt made a muffled report and kicked in my hand. Blood splattered my face as the bullet destroyed whatever brain he’d had. Tim Reid learned his lesson.

            As my head cleared slightly, I heard the springs of the chair squeaking rhythmically, Stacy’s breathing deepening. I turned and saw she was masturbating, I smiled as I felt a twinge in my pants. Her eyes were closed tightly, her legs quivering and she let out a long, low moan as she climaxed. She opened her eyes and closed her legs tightly, her hand still between them.

            “Go get cleaned up, honey. Your lesson isn’t over yet.” I couldn’t afford to delay her half of my little learning session any longer. I had to be sure that it all sank in. She got up and started to gather her clothes up, heading to the bathroom. I heard the shower start a few moments later, that’s when I started to clean the room.

            I picked up the shell-casing from the dingy, decades-old, motel carpet and began to wipe down absolutely everything I even suspected I’d touched. I heard Stacy turn off the shower after I’d gone over about half the room. By the time she came out of the bathroom, with her clothes exactly right, hair done and make-up perfect; I had finished wiping for prints.

            “Okay, baby, wait here. I’m going to get some things from the car, then we finish your lesson.” I jogged quickly to the car’s trunk, looking every which way I could, trying to see every direction at once. It didn’t look like any of the other guests at this sleazy dive had heard the gunshot, or cared if they had. I pulled out a rather large suitcase, I had loaded it with a bottle of bleach and the rest of my gunshop purchases. As I moved back to the motel, I walked casually, doing my best to keep a natural pace. I tell you, I deserved an Academy Award for that walk.

            When I got to the room, I closed the door quickly and dropped the bag on the floor. I knelt and began emptying it as Stacy watched me. I handed her the bottle of bleach and told her to wrap the body in the bedsheet, then pour the bleach over the whole bed. She got the idea and took extra care to soak the bloodiest areas, even remembering that she’d showered and pouring some over the floor of the tub. That done, I tossed her the rope and the knife.

            “Okay, now tie the sheet around him with that. Make sure the knots hold.” After she had finished, I moved over and yanked the knots a few times, checking that they would hold. That done, I told Stacy to stand back and rolled Tim’s body into the empty suitcase. My guess on volume versus body size was adequate, just barely.

            Zipping the bag shut, I picked up the package of sheets and pillowcases that were the last item in my bag of tricks. I tore the package and cast one end of the fitted sheet to Stacy, we unfolded it and slipped it on over the bare, bloody, bleach-soaked mattress. We did the same with the pillows and the top-sheet.

            I looked around the room, hoping that our precautions would be enough. I had heard somewhere bleach makes blood and hair evidence virtually useless.”Stace, tell me you and Tim were thinking straight enough to use fake names…”

            “Of course! I insisted on it. I know you’re not dumb, you’re busy, not stupid.” She smiled, like the cat who caught the canary.

            “Thank Christ for small favours.” I bent to pick up the suitcase and quickly found that would be impossible, much less would I be able to move it to the car discreetly. “Tim was fatter than he looked,” I panted.

            I thought for a moment, then realized Stacy had backed her car into the spot in front of the room. I also remembered that when we bought the Miata, I had joked with her about the trunk being just big enough for a body. Entirely innocently at the time, little did I know what I’d be considering later. “Ok, Stace, pop your trunk. Look around for any rubber-neckers, but, don’t be obvious about it.”

            “You’re not suggesting…but…my car,” she frowned.

            “I’m not suggesting, I’m telling you. You’re in this, too. Takes two to tango and all that. Now, go.” She went.

            She stood just outside the door and used the little key-fob, that had come with the car, to release the trunk lid.   Her eyes were darting back and forth, looking for anyone watching, she kept her body leaning back against the doorjamb and tried to look as relaxed as possible. She did a fair job. “Honey, trunk’s open, ready for the suitcase.” Sounding just as sweet and tender as you please.

            I hefted the bag onto my shoulder and went out to the car, staggering a bit under the weight. I lifted his body into the trunk, with a grunt. Tim, you heavy motherfucker, I thought to myself, as my shoulder thanked me for making it quick.  I dropped the lid on the trunk and turned to see Stacy heading toward the motel office. My eyes wandered admiringly to her hips, the sway of her hips as she walked was something that has captivated my attention since I met her in high school.

            I got in behind the wheel of her Miata, fired it up and drove to the front door of the office. I killed the engine and walked to my Challenger. As I opened the door, Stacy was coming out, I looked over my shoulder at her and smiled. “Meet me at the shop. We’re almost done.” I dropped in behind the wheel and drove away.

            I pulled up at my shop well before Stacy, I waited in the car for her. I turned on the radio and drummed my fingers on the steering wheel in rhythm to the Rolling Stones’ Satisfaction. I can get some satisfaction, Mick, I thought. Stacy pulled in as the song ended, she opened the trunk before opening her door. When she did open the door, the dome-light showed me her eyes, which were full of excitement and passion. I smiled, again.

            I walked around the car, pressing the trunk shut as I passed. “That stays put for just a few minutes. We’ll back the car up to the loading door around the side.” I held the door as she got out of the car, swinging around it and sliding into the driver’s seat, when it was vacant. I pulled the car around in a whirl of dust in my soon-to-be poured parking lot. I drove toward the large overhead-door, yanking up on the handbrake and spinning the back end around just in front of it.

            Stacy had gone inside the shop using her key, she had the door rolling up just as the rear of the car came to a stop. As the door rolled up, I opened the trunk again. I walked over to Stacy and gave her a gentle kiss on the cheek before moving toward the back wall where I kept the material trucks. I grabbed the handle of one and wheeled it over, weaving it between the machines throughout my shop.  

            Stacy grabbed one end of the suitcase’s strap and I grabbed the other, together we hefted Tim’s body to the cart. I looked around the room at all the various machines, my eye passed over the vat of acid we use to clean car parts and I thought to myself, that might just do the trick. Without saying a word I pushed the cart toward the vat.

            As I moved the cart up alongside the vat, Stacy gasped, “You can’t be thinking what I think you’re thinking!”

            “And just what do you think I’m thinking?” I replied with a smirk.

            “You’re gonna drop him into that tub and whatever’s in there is going to eat away at his body. We can’t do that, Jake….We can’t. It’s…not human.”

            “What’s your alternative? We call the cops and turn ourselves in? We spend the next twenty-five years of our lives behind bars? Make no mistake, Stacy, darling; you’re in on this one, too. As soon as you started pouring bleach on the mattress, you became my accomplice.” My smirk now becoming a flat-out grin. I had her.

            “I don’t want to go to jail…” This was her only response.

            “Then unzip that thing and help me here.” I squatted beside the cart. Stacy slowly lowered herself to a knee and drew the zipper around the suitcase toward me. I finished unzipping the bag and looked at her. “I know this isn’t nice, Stace. I know this isn’t what decent people normally do…but, it will all be over soon.”

            I flipped the top of the bag open and there was Tim, staring at me blankly. Hey, Fuckface, where’s Gracie? I thought and stifled a laugh, I knew Stacy wouldn’t find anything funny right now. I grabbed Tim under the armpits and hauled him up to my chest. Stacy grabbed his legs, albeit somewhat reluctantly, and we slowly stood. Tim hung there between us as a moment of doubt tried to set in. I shrugged it away quickly, before it could get a foothold and positioned Tim’s torso over the vat. I let him go slowly, not wanting the acid to land on my clothing or skin, or Stacy for that matter. Once his body was in, the rest of him followed as if by magic, she almost got dragged in with Tim’s feet; I had to push her away just before her hand went in the soup.

            “That will have to stay put for awhile. The acid will take time to work.” I said over my shoulder as I walked toward my office. “I’ll put on coffee.”

            I opened the door and felt Stacy’s hand on my lower back. “Forget the coffee, got anything stronger?”

            I opened the cabinet beneath the coffee pot and pulled out a bottle of Gibson’s, “Will this do?” I grabbed two coffee mugs and poured two fingers into each one. I took them over to the couch I sometimes napped on. Stacy took hers as I extended it to her and drank greedily. She set the cup down empty a moment later.

            “Thank you, honey. I needed that more than ever before.” She had turned to face me, her hand now touching my arm. “I need you to know, I never loved Tim. I just—“

            “It’s Ok…now.” I looked at her then, really looked at her for the first time in years. “I’m sorry, Stace…I’m sorry.”

            “Just shut up, Jake.” She kissed me then, hard. I kissed her back and she pulled me on top of her. “Take me.” And I did…oh how I took her. And it was as great as it had ever been when we were kids.

            Later, I sat up on the couch and grabbed my jeans. She laid there looking as stunning as any model. “Where are you going?”

            “To check on our friend.” I pulled on my shirt and tucked it in.

            As I turned the knob, I felt her lips on my neck, “Hurry back, dear.” I smiled and left the office.

            I approached the vat, grabbing the big metal hook we used to pull parts with. Fishing in the sludge-like acid, finally the hook slipped under something that didn’t slide away. I pulled up hard, the hook was held fast. I pulled the hook slowly upward, not wanting to lose my catch. Up through the liquid, Tim’s skeleton rose, the acid had eaten him right down to the bone. I smiled, everything according to plan.

            Using the hook, I pulled Tim’s skeleton to the shop’s cement floor. I quickly went to the supply cabinet and found what I needed hanging there, at the back. I slipped the long-sleeved rubber gloves over my hands, picked up the five-pound sledgehammer and swung it into my palm. It made a flat smacking sound as it struck the stiff rubber. The fingers of the gloves were clumsy, but, this work wouldn’t require any finesse. I turned and approached the bones lying on the floor, smiling. I’m sure if Stacy had seen that smile, it would have turned her hair white.

            I knelt beside the skull, turning my head this way and that, amazed by the lack of resemblance to the man those bones had been. I guess it’s more true than we realize, underneath we all look the same.  Before Stacy got curious about what was taking me so long I got to work.

            I drove that sledgehammer downward into the skull of the man who, earlier tonight, had been happily fucking the love of my life unaware that I knew anything of it at all. The bone broke with a sound of ceramic cracking, the mallet making a hollow ting as it struck through to the floor beneath. I lifted the mallet from the concrete, taking a moment to marvel at the off-white powder under it. This would be better than I’d thought.

I lost track of time, everything became the cracking and splintering sounds followed by the hollow ting. I don’t know how much Stacy had seen, but she’d seen alright. I looked over my shoulder as I drove the last of Tim, his left toes, into powder beneath the mallet and there she was. “Uh…hi.” I studied her face for a reaction to what I was doing, there was none.

            “Now you’re pounding him into powder? Jesus, Jake….I never guessed you had this in you.” She had her hands on her hips, but, I didn’t get the impression she was angry.

            “Gotta get rid of the bones, they can identify him by those.”

            “Well, I’d say you’ve made their job pretty tough, baby.”

I stood, smiling and swatted her on the ass. “Go grab the broom and dustpan.” When she came back with those, she began sweeping and wouldn’t hear otherwise. I told her to sweep the bone dust into the draining troughs dug into the floor.  I knew that over the next workday my guys would have that bone dust so diluted that no one would even imagine it was there.

With that done, I picked up the suitcase, thought for a second and tossed it into the vat. I figured the acid had eaten Tim’s body, it could eat the suitcase too. Turned out I was right, within a few seconds the luggage had been reduced to a slime on the surface of the acid. A few seconds more and that would be gone also.

One last look around the shop just for good measure, then I turned to Stacy and slipped my arm around her lower back. I walked her that way to the door and with a fleeting gentle touch in the small of her back, I guided her through. “See you at home, dear.” I said with a smile just before I kissed her.

“See you there, my handsome husband. Don’t be too late, now.” She smirked as she said this, before getting into her little Miata and starting the engine.

“Be right behind you.” I closed the door to the shop, locked it and got in my Challenger. I don’t even remember the drive home, after the events of that night. All I know is I got home and when I got upstairs, I got Stacy.

That was thirty years ago, now. It’s been a long night and I have a headache from telling you all this, but it’s almost over. You see, the reason I’ve been writing this, the reason you’ve been reading it…I have cancer. It was diagnosed late last year, I was given six months. As you can tell, I beat that, but, not the cancer. As I sit here, I feel the cancer, I feel it eating at my bones, whittling away my marrow. It’s because of this that I have written and because of this you will find my writing in the little white box in the attic. Or maybe no one will find this…either way, I don’t care. I feel better with the telling.

I can tell you one last thing, Stacy and I have had a happy marriage ever since. Perhaps you’ve heard about it, the single man down the street from you, who mysteriously disappeared? The neighbour who’s husband suddenly left her without coming home after an evening out? I’m sure you’ve read about us in your local newspaper, somewhere towards the back where they hide the missing persons.


Now, thank you for doing the courtesy of reading my drivel. I don’t care what you think of me, or my wife. The world is not long for me and she’s been gone these last five years. An old man needs to finally have his rest and relaxation.